Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day 2018!
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day 2018!
Showing posts with label Slap Day SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Slap Day SMS. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Slap Day is here..
You slap your old boyfriend (for whatever wrong he did to you) and break all ties.
Happy Slap Day 2018.
You slap your old boyfriend (for whatever wrong he did to you) and break all ties.
Happy Slap Day 2018.
Slap Day is here
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Look at yourself in the mirror
And
slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day
slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day
Look at yourself in the mirror
Thursday, March 17, 2016
On this slap day let us not slap the person but “slap the ties”.
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day
You can send a slap card
For 1st time I realy want to Celebrate dis
Specially with u.
Plz apna gaal aage karein,
I wana give u something on ur Cheeks,SLAP (chataak)Happy Slap Day
For 1st time I realy want to Celebrate this
I began imagining scenes in public
which some drunk would come up to me and
slap me in the face.
Nothing like that ever happened, but
I often wonder if
I would have turned the other cheek.
Happy Slap day
which some drunk would come up to me and
slap me in the face.
Nothing like that ever happened, but
I often wonder if
I would have turned the other cheek.
Happy Slap day
I began imagining scenes in public
Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!
Look at yourself in the mirror
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Happy Slap Day
A man in Hell asked Devil
I Love your smile
your face and your eyes,
Damn I’m good at telling lies!
Happy Slap Day !!
I Love your smile
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you.
The Roses are wilting,
the violets dead,
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Happy Slap day
Sugar is sweet and so are you
Yesterday someone asked me
how to handle unwanted proposal during valentine’s week.
I suggested A Slap is the best choice.
Either verbal or physical
Happy Slap Day
Yesterday someone asked me
This the best excuse for
if you slap someone in the face,
just say i did not slap him,
I high five his face
Happy Slap day
This the best excuse for
The Force Applied While Proposing
A Girl; By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite;
To The Force Applied By The Girl While
slapping! Happy Slap Day
The Force Applied While Proposing
This the best excuse for
if you slap someone in the face,
just say ‘i didn’t slap him,
I high five his face
Happy Slap day !
This the best excuse for
Friday, February 5, 2016
I Love your smile your face and your eyes,
Damn I'm good at telling lies!
Happy Slap Day !!
Damn I'm good at telling lies!
Happy Slap Day !!
I Love your smile your face and your eyes
Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!
Look at yourself in the mirror And slap yourself hard
This must be the most to-the-point of all Slap Day messages! It says:
On this day day let us not slap the person but ‘slap the ties’!’
This must be the most to-the-point of all Slap Day messages
Look at yourself in the micro and slap yourself hard, and your will realize the pain you had given me throughout!
Look at yourself in the micro and slap yourself hard
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl; By A Boy Is Equal &
Opposite; To The Force Applied By The Girl While slapping! Happy Slap
Day!
