You ought to know how smart

I’m so sorry for not telling you this before.
You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming,
alluring and wonderful you are!…
I didn’t know I’ve influenced you that much!

You ought to know how smart

That awkward moment

That awkward moment
 when you realize that “deleting
History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.

That awkward moment

How much does it cost

Girl- your new mobile is very cute. How much does it cost?
Boy- Darling I won in a "Race" - Daur.
Girl-how many people were in the race?
Boy- mobile shop owner, 3 policemen and

How much does it cost

Santa goes for navy selection

Santa goes for navy selection.
Captain: So you have come for Navy selection, do you know to swim?
Santa: If I go for Air Force selection, should I know to fly?

Santa goes for navy selection

Wow That’s Really Cheap

Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”

Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”

Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”

Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“

Wow That’s Really Cheap

Undergarments Will Look Nice on U

Salesman: "Madam These
Undergarments Will Look Nice on U"

Girl: How Can U Be So Sure?

Santa: I Have Done Diploma
In Interior Designing. :-D

Undergarments Will Look Nice on U

To my mum

To my mum,
i wish your a very beautiful
happy anniversary,
May you and dad always together
and groom your love to the sky.

To my mum

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun

Phone rings at night

Phone rings at night.
Husband: ” If its for me, then say I am not at home”
Wife : ” He is at home”
Husband in anger : ” What the HELL?”
Wife : ” SHUT UP. IT WAS FOR ME”

Phone rings at night

When WORDS fail, eyes speak

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

When WORDS fail, eyes speak

Women Love Shoes

Women Love Shoes
Because No Matter How Much
&
Whatever They Eat,
The Shoe Always Fits … :P :P :P

Women Love Shoes

A Man Got 2 Wishes from God

A Man Got 2 Wishes from God.
He Immediately Wished for
the Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN.

The Next Moment He Got
MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA. :-D

MORAL:
Investment is Subject to Market Risks.
Plz Read the Offer Document Carefully Before Investing ?:-)

Hhahaha

A Man Got 2 Wishes from God

You can hug it when you're in trouble

You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow

You can hug it when you're in trouble

Talking to wife is

Talking to wife is
most relaxing and
it also improves
life span says a
new study from England.
It says it reduces
tension by 90 percent
and reduces risk
of heart attack
by 80 percent.
It also states that
it's a 100 percent
relaxing..


But, it does not say
whose wife

Talking to wife is

A Stupid Boyfriend Thoughts Lol means

A Stupid Boyfriend Thoughts Lol means ‘Lots Of Love’.

So He Sent this Txt to his Girlfriend,

‘You are Only Girl of My Life….Lol’.

 

 

A Stupid Boyfriend Thoughts Lol means

Its been a rough day

Its been a rough day.
I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

Its been a rough day

I bought a new printer because

I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I'm wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.

I bought a new printer because

Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring

Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring.
Boyfriend: Why honey?
Gf: I'm going to miss you see it everyday.
Bf: You would remember me anyway.
Girlfriend: How's that?
Bf: thinking that I had not given you that precious ring.

Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after,
I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings

Two Tigers were resting under a tree

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
.
.
.
.
Fast Food…my dear friend

Two Tigers were resting under a tree