Showing posts with label Exam SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exam SMS. Show all posts

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Father: Why did you get such a low score in, to the point that exam?
Child: Absence!
Father: You were truant upon the arrival of the exam?
Child: No however the kid who sits alongside me was!

Why did you get such a low score in

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!


Exam English SMS

The teachers make u glare

Sunday, March 5, 2017

In the Examination Hall..

Examiner :
Why you wrote the Formula in Your Hand.

Student :
Because My Master told me that,
Formulas Must be on Finger Tips...;-)


English Exam New SMS

In the Examination Hall

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Height of coolness....!!
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Two best friends coming out of the examination hall
with chips and coke in hands..
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1st frnd: which paper was it??

2nd: i think math...
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1st: (surprisingly): u read the question paper??

2nd: NO..!
I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator

Height of coolness

Saturday, January 7, 2017

A last minute SIX
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A last minute GOAL
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A last minute MOVE
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often wins the GAME!
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That's why we are still confident that...A last minute SIX
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A last minute GOAL
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A last minute MOVE
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often wins the GAME!
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That's why we are still confident that...

A last minute SIX

Monday, December 26, 2016

Students policy:

1 week before the exam v refer-

Foreign author


1 day before exam v refer

Local author

on the day of the exam
We r the authors...!



1 week before the exam v refer

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Nothing can come in-between you and your destiny,
if you grab hold of every opportunity.
Nothing can come in-between you and your fate,
if you strive to be great.
Nothing can come in-between you and success,
if you give it your best shot and nothing less.
Good luck for your exams.

Good luck for your exams

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

I know you are well prepared
Your exams will be a piece of a cake
I really hope you do well
In all the papers that you take
Burn the midnight oil
Study hard and toil
Give exams your best try
So you can break free and fly
Good luck


I know you are well prepared

Monday, August 8, 2016


The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”



The funniest situation in student life

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”




The funniest situation in student life

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”



The funniest situation in student life

Thursday, June 9, 2016

May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May u succeed in every exams of ur life.
Good luck nd all the best


May beauty of every season

When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK
nd
God bless u


When things go wrong

Knock, Knock
I knocked at heaven's door this morning.
God asked me...My child, what can I do for you?
And I said, Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.
God smiled and answered...Request granted.


I knocked at heavens door this morning.

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Newton’s latest law:

To every twist in the question paper,

there is an equal and opposite twist in 
the ans given by the students!!



Newtons latest law

Students policy:

1 week before the exam v refer-

Foreign author


1 day before exam v refer

Local author

on the day of the exam
We r the authors...!


1 week before the exam v refer

Sunday, April 17, 2016

During exams,
People look up for inspiration,
Down for devastation,
And left right for information.


And left right for information

Exam and Girlfriends,
Too much questions
Difficult to understand,
More explanation is needed,
Result is always Fail.


Exam and Girlfriends

Boys getting out of examination hall,
1: oye kis subject ka paper tha?
2: math ka tha yar.
1: oh tuny question paper read kia?
2: oh ni, sath wali lrrki k pas calculator tha.


Boys getting out of examination hall

A good teacher tells to study hard,
But:
A best teacher is who stands outside the examination hall n shouts out,
Oye checking waly aa gye,
Apni apni prchi chhupa lo.


A good teacher tells to study hard